Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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