Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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