It's Friday. Sex?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Randomize