he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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