I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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