would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Randomize