just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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