So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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