you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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