My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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