you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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