All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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