she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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