I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
How naked do you want me to be?
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