id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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