Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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