He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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