As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the day after is always just damage control
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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