I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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