i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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