so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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