So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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