K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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