Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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