No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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