Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Lo siento on account of my penis...
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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