guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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