You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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