that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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