he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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