So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
This is my gift to your gina
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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