I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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