I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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