I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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