She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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