No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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