is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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