Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize