Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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