6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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