Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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