this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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