So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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