I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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