You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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