Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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