Who wears a wallet chain?!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I intend to get homeless drunk
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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