arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
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I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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