We're like a lot better than the average bears
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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