hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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